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- By Mark Medina
- 16 Feb 2026
One last sunrise to sunset. Another day battling through the unforgiving ocean. Another round of raw palms holding onto unyielding oars.
But after more than 8,000 nautical miles across the ocean – an epic five-and-a-half-month journey across the Pacific that included intimate meetings with marine giants, failing beacons and cocoa supply emergencies – the ocean presented a final test.
A gusting 20-knot wind near Cairns continuously drove their small vessel, the Velocity, away from solid ground that was now frustratingly within reach.
Friends and family waited ashore as a planned midday arrival shifted to 2pm, subsequently 4pm, then dusk. Finally, at 6.42pm, they arrived at Cairns Yacht Club.
"The concluding hours proved absolutely punishing," Rowe said, at last on firm earth.
"Breezes were forcing us off course, and we genuinely believed we might fail. We found ourselves beyond the marked route and contemplated a final swim to land. To finally be here, following years of planning, proves truly extraordinary."
The English women – aged 28 and 25 respectively – pushed off from Lima, Peru on 5 May (an earlier April effort was derailed by a rudder failure).
Across nearly half a year on water, they covered approximately 50 sea miles each day, paddling together in daylight, individual night shifts while her crewmate slept a bare handful of hours in a tight compartment.
Kept alive with 400kg of mostly freeze-dried food, a saltwater conversion device and an onboard growing unit for micro-greens, the pair have relied on an inconsistent solar power setup for a fraction of the power they've needed.
Throughout the majority of their expedition over the enormous Pacific, they lacked directional instruments or location transmitters, turning them into a "ghost ship", almost invisible to other vessels.
The duo faced nine-meter waves, traversed marine highways and survived violent tempests that, at times, disabled all electrical systems.
And they've kept rowing, one stroke after another, across blazing hot days, beneath celestial nightscapes.
They achieved an unprecedented feat as the first all-female pair to cross the southern Pacific by rowing, continuously and independently.
And they have raised in excess of £86k (A$179,000) supporting Outward Bound.
The pair did their best to maintain communication with civilization outside their tiny vessel.
Around day one-forty, they declared a "cocoa crisis" – reduced to their final two portions with another 1,600 kilometers ahead – but permitted themselves the luxury of opening one bar to mark the English squad's victory in the World Cup.
Payne, originating from Yorkshire's non-coastal region, had not been at sea before her solo Atlantic crossing in 2022 in a record time.
She now has a second ocean conquered. Yet there were periods, she acknowledged, when they feared they wouldn't make it. Starting within the first week, a path over the planet's biggest sea seemed unachievable.
"Our power was dropping, the water-maker pipes burst, but after nine repairs, we managed a bypass and barely maintained progress with reduced energy during the final expedition phase. Each time problems occurred, we simply exchanged glances and went, 'of course it has!' But we kept going."
"Jess made an exceptional crewmate. The remarkable aspect was our collaborative effort, we problem-solved together, and we perpetually pursued common aims," she remarked.
Rowe hails from Hampshire. Prior to her Pacific success, she paddled the Atlantic, walked the southwestern English coastline, scaled the Kenyan peak and biked through Spain. Further adventures likely await.
"We shared such wonderful experiences, and we're eagerly anticipating future expeditions collectively once more. Another teammate wouldn't have worked."
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